Patient Information:
IRELAND -DOB 08/11/86

Diagnosis/Symptoms;


Patient Exhibits seemingly normal behavior, yet has committed the most heinous acts against her own family. Client is considered an extreme flight risk and a danger to all staff.All Staff please approach with caution.

Clients Statement should give you a clue as to her mental state: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY"

Hi, I�m Ireland. I�m new here at Psychotic Phone Sex. I got transferred from a maximum security women�s prison up north where I was doing a little time for �the incident�. But they decided I�m more of a psycho than a criminal I guess, so here I am, in a place where I can talk about my life stories and all your fantasies too!

I used to have a nice little family. Tall, handsome husband, 3 cute little kids... then something happened. I'm not sure what.. I was reading a book about this crazy bitch that poisoned her husband and killed her kids and something inside me snapped! For months I had visions of how I would kill my husband and all of my sweet little kids. My husband was easy... he had turned into a sexless pain in my ass. One night I got a babysitter and made a nice dinner. I lit some candles and put on the hottest little dress I own. I flirted with him and teased him all during dinner. When we had finished eating, I took his hand and led him into the living room. I think that�s when the Cyanide started to kick in. It was actually quite amazing to watch... He grabbed his stomach, looking at me all confused.. Then this nasty white foam started coming from his mouth... All that choking and gurgling.. then before I knew it, he was dead on the floor looking up at me. I closed his eyelids, it sorta grossed me out him looking at me that way if you know what I mean. Within a few days (after the funeral and such) I came up with a fabulous plan to kill all my children at the same time. I didn�t want any jealousy about who got to die first, you know how kids are... We had a picnic at the park up on the mountain. As we were leaving, I drove to the mountain's edge and stopped the car. I kissed all my babies and told them, �Mommy loves you!� I slipped the car in neutral, stepped out and waved as they went over the cliff screaming and calling my name. I actually think I came when the car hit the bottom and exploded! FUCK! that was hot! So, did I tell you I�m single? A widow actually... you got any kids baby?

Plan of care:

Discuss and analyze the deviant behaviors of this basically loving, caring mother. Get to the root of the disturbing behaviors exhibited by this patient. Ireland loved her family, but suffered a psychotic break with reality. At times, she will speak to family members lovingly who are not present. Encourage this behaviour and provide her with dolls as substitutes. Although on occasion she has burned and mutilated the dolls, this is just a cry for help. The Phone Sex Therapy seems to provide her with a much needed connection to the outside world.

Notes and evaluation by; Dr Dru 05-10-09 Purrfectly Psychotic Institution for the Insane Phone sex Girls.

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